Florida Under Attack From Islamofacist Kittens
October 25, 2010 in Kitten War
Not content with planting little horses filled with dangerously high levels of nothing in playgrounds frequented by children of a young age, Al-Qaeda’s reign of terror today extended to Brevard County in the make-believe state of “Florida”, where a box of kittens left outside a government office was treated like an overnight mosque built entirely out of beards and dynamite. It turned out that the box full of kittens only contained kittens. But wait.
