Prick To Replace Asshole On CNN, UK Overjoyed
July 14, 2010 in Talentless Cum-Socks
All across the United Kingdom this morning work stopped and daily routines were forgotten as news began to break that unbelievable prick Piers Morgan was lined up to replace incredible asshole Larry King in the 9pm slot on CNN. Brightly colored bunting was hung out and banners expressing undiluted joy were hurriedly painted, as tables laden with party snacks and alcohol were laid out in the streets in every town and city across the land while practically every member of the population started celebrating the loss of Piers Morgan to America.
