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Chunky boy/skinny jeans,
Would that thou remained twain.
Physique d’anjou,
It is true—
Too much middle parts weight gain.

Had your hipster credo
Demanded a Speedo,
Would thou have thought it insane
To prance around,
Let your middle abound—
A ship on the Bounding Main?

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