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Remember when the U.S. Postal service was planning the Elvis Presley stamp, and asked the public to vote on which Elvis they wanted to appear on it – the “Thin Elvis” or the “Fat Elvis”?

Well, the USPS is undoubtedly planning a new Michael Jackson commemorative stamp now, and will soon face a similar dilemma: Should it depict the handsome black male of his earlier years, or the spectral Caucasian hermaphrodite of the later era?

I figure, hell, why wait for the USPS to ask us to decide? Why not a head start and vote on it now? So I’ve created a couple mock-up stamps to help make up our own minds.

Let’s hear it, gang: Black Michael Stamp or White Michael Stamp? Cast your vote in the comment section below!