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Micro-Fiction Roundup XLI: Rumble in the Jungle

July 9, 2011 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

Jungle-yIt’s that time again! After a tumultuous two weeks, Micro-fiction Roundup is here once more to make everything better, from saving radioactive jellyfish to providing child sociopaths with lighters and directions to the nearest church. No, micro-fiction will not accept your gifts of appreciation, no matter how many piles of cocaine you offer up in adoration. Yep, Micro-fiction is just that classy. As you know, last week’s topic was Hit Men. We had thirteen entries for our dear judge, Skahammer, to choose a winner from. Quick recap of the submissions:

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Micro-fiction Roundup XL: Bounty on Your Head

June 25, 2011 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

Unswayed by sexiness Hello, my darlings. I hope you’re all staying cool in this wicked heat; I’ve resorted to icing my breasts and walking around my apartment nekkid to avoid a heat stroke. Alright, enough foreplay. As you know, last week’s topic was about tracking devices. Seven entries this time around (Grr! Don’t make me spank you – I demand more entries!); some of you stuck to the traditional sneaky electronic types, while others put interesting twists on their entries to make this contest nice and difficult for our esteemed judge, Latterday Lenin.   Here’s a quick recap of the winners:

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Micro-fiction Roundup XXXIX: Privacy Violation Edition

June 11, 2011 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

Okay, apparently the Rapture did not happen. Either that, or there’s so few people who are destined for Heaven we haven’t even noticed they’ve gone missing. Either way, we’re all still here and are therefore eligible for another round of Micro-fiction Roundup. Probably a good thing, considering that I’d be too busy looting and pillaging and whoring it up to remember to put this up every two weeks. Yay for false prophets! Hey, Harold Camping, 2012’s not here yet, so there’s still hope for complete destruction of mankind; chin up, buckaroo. Okay, enough of the crazy talk, let’s get down to the thick and veiny of it, shall we? Read the rest of this entry →

Micro-Fiction Roundup XXXVIII: We Are Totes Doomed

May 28, 2011 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

So apparently, the world is coming to an end tomorrow. Well, more specifically, all the good Christians are going to be swept up to Heaven in some super spectacular fashion, leaving the rest of us heathens to loot and party and prepare for the inevitable zombie invasion. In between games of Naked Twister, making breakfast with our stolen waffle irons, and maiming the undead, we’re going to need a creative outlet to keep our brains from turning to mush. Read the rest of this entry →

Micro-Fiction Roundup XXXVII: Will You?

May 13, 2011 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

Hello, darlings. It’s been one heck of a two weeks, hasn’t it? Latterday Lenin came to visit us South Florida Wordsmokers, there was a super special wedding in Canada or somewhere full of super rich people who dressed weirdly and had funny accents, and President Obama beat Usama bin Laden to death with his cock—but he’s classy, so there’s no photographic evidence. The only thing missing to tie everything up nicely is a drunken orgy with members of SEAL Team 6 that may or may not involve “water boarding” and “sleep deprivation.” Oh, and the results of the latest Micro-fiction, of course. Read the rest of this entry →

Micro-fiction Roundup XXXVI: Creepy Stalkers

April 30, 2011 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

I seeeee yoooouuuuu!Hello, Micro-fiction wizards. It’s Friday, and we all know what that means—a new Micro-fiction theme and winner! I know, I know, it’s what you’ve all been waiting for, your life is complete, the universe may now continue on as scheduled.  Last week’s theme was Trains, and y’all submitted some great pieces to be judged. If you didn’t submit something, I will mete out your punishments afterward, and not the good kind of punishment either. Before we award the winner, let’s take a look at all the entries:

Micro-Fiction Roundup XXXV: Trains

April 16, 2011 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

Last Train to NowhereWith a lot of planning and tactful theme consideration (read: spur of the moment and the first theme that popped into my tipsy little head), we brought Micro-Fiction Roundup back with a vengeance  with a whopping 32 entries. I was hoping you’d blow me away, and you did not disappoint, Micro-fictionauts, throwing down everything from the overtly provocative to the subtly arousing my way. I apologize for the delay in posting the results, but I had to review each and every entry carefully. Very carefully, multiple times, and completely undisturbed. It was a delicious challenge to pick just one winner, because all your entries were spectacular, but rules is rules, and there can only be one (insert Highlander joke here). Read the rest of this entry →

Micro-Fiction Roundup XXXIV: Anonymous Sexxxy Time

April 1, 2011 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

Third Floor: Sex with Strangers and Honey Badgers - Newly Discounted!I’ve got that itch again, Wordsmokers. No, a round of antibiotics and a prayer aren’t the solution this time. You know what is though? Fiction. Fiction in small doses (some might even dare to say microscopic doses). Oh and a contest about the itty bitty fiction. Teeny tiny fiction + a contest = Micro-fiction Roundup! That’s right, MFR is making (another) comeback to sate all your short fiction lusts.

Behold the rules, noobs and forgetful people:

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Micro-Fiction Round-Up XXXIII: Sex Toyz™

August 3, 2010 in Micro-Fiction Roundup

As you recall, the theme for Micro-Fiction Roundup XXXII was The Musical Instrument. You were allowed to write anything you wanted as long as it dealt with musical instruments. Sounds easy, right? You even had an extended deadline, a whole extra two hours. I embedded a Muddy Waters Video and posted artwork by Edgar Degas or somebody of one of the Beatles playing a guitar. Yet with all of that effort, there was a paltry four submissions, including my own. I have one question for you lazy micro-fictioneers: Why do you all hate BJonston? Read the rest of this entry →