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A Consumer’s Guide to Artificial Sex Partners

May 27, 2011 in NSFW, Pure Thoughts

My first artificial sex partner was manufactured by Mannequin Land, purchased during a Zayre’s department store liquidation sale in the eighties. The Sandy 3/F (Sandy Pose 3 with Left Hand on Hip Standing, Fleshtone). Hard plastic, kinda quiet—I actually also purchased her male companion mannequin, Julian Pose 4, but due to a certain lack of boldness on my part, I would only prop him in the corner to act as a spectator. I went through an assortment of mannequin companions throughout the decade: Mary Sunshine, Donna Reed, Velma Kelly, Teena the Prego, various rentals, dressing dolls, and of course the mannequin from the movie Mannequin (starring Kim Cattrall before she became a hideous star on that tacky HBO show). Read the rest of this entry →

OMGigi

May 22, 2011 in NSFW, Pure Thoughts

My first vibrator came from The Pleasure Chest, purchased on a field trip with my community college human sexuality class when I was nineteen years old. The Little Pearl. Hard plastic, kinda loud, but got the job done. Various toys came and went through the decade: the Silver Bullet, the Rock Chick, Mr. Softee, Big Red, various g-spot vibes, and, of course, the Hitachi Magic Wand. Read the rest of this entry →

Things Unnecessary

October 12, 2009 in Things Unnecessary

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Baby Jesus Butt Plug, anyone?

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