Those of you who read WSJ online already know that I am accused of perpetrating the great Wordsmoker Swindle of 2008. Tomorrow morning I will turn myself in and declare that yes, NAC Fusion Management is bankrupt! The funds that you entrusted me with have been stolen by me with zero hope of restitution. There are no 17% returns, no promissory notes from Bank Leumi, no commercial Real Estate and no shares in Google Argentina. It has all been a fraud with your investments going to support an extravagant lifestyle of motorboats and cunnilingus.