July 14, 2010 in Talentless Cum-Socks
All across the United Kingdom this morning work stopped and daily routines were forgotten as news began to break that unbelievable prick Piers Morgan was lined up to replace incredible asshole Larry King in the 9pm slot on CNN. Brightly colored bunting was hung out and banners expressing undiluted joy were hurriedly painted, as tables laden with party snacks and alcohol were laid out in the streets in every town and city across the land while practically every member of the population started celebrating the loss of Piers Morgan to America.
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January 6, 2009 in Holidays In PubMed
Delicate flower and celebrated saxophonist Mintygreen’s day-job involves her trawling through the human wonders/horrors of PubMed. Here she takes the intellectual high-road, and doesn’t even giggle once about “gas”, or indeed mention the “f-word”*.
This is a very special dispatch from the land of PubMed– this time around, I call your attention not just to one article, but to an entire issue of the Annals of the New York Academy of Sciences. This issue is devoted, in full, to a topic of the highest importance and greatest potential for fart jokes: I speak, of course, of intestinal gas. Read the rest of this entry →