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I never thought it would happen to me.

I’m a normal suburban working woman with a husband, 2 boys, 2 cats, 2 trucks, a dog, picket fence, etc. Alright, I lied a bit about the picket fence part; it’s actually a cast iron fence, but you get the point. Things like this only happen to people in the Midwest, or deep south, the ones that have been molested by aliens or have spoken, or even raised Batboy.

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