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Peeing On The Good Shit

March 29, 2011 in Drugs

Just peed in my bathroom. Stood there, cock in hand, peeing in my bathroom. It was a long one. The pee, I mean, not my cock. Or my bathroom. I’ve got dry mouth and I’ve been drinking a lot of Pepsi One for a couple of hours while watching a DVD, so I guess that was some of it. I stood there – peeing in my bathroom – and Ladies and Gentlemen, it felt like heaven. Emptying my bladder made me close my eyes, rock gently back and forth on my feet, with the steady pleasure of release surging through me. I think I peed for a full minute, maybe longer. During the pee, it felt like a lifetime of futures were possible, that everything was well, and that life had substance – that life itself was alive. A beautiful, easy to quantify sensation. Tempered joy, contained and automatic while your entire being is fully relaxed.

Urinating can take on these lofty proportions if you do it while stoned.

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