Small Texas Town Full Of Crazies, Surprise, Surprise
June 20, 2009 in I poo you not, Our long national nightmare is over, Trailer Parts
Heaveno, dear wordsmokers. Heaveno.
No, no. We don’t say, “Hello,” anymore. It’s got a naughty word in it. And many thanks to Kingsville, Texas resident Leonso Canales Jr. for paving the way to freedom from offensive speech.
You can imagine this man’s rationale. I need not explain. But it’s so bat poo crazy, I cannot resist. From the article on MNDaily.com:
“When you go to school and church, they tell you ‘hell’ is negative and ‘heaven’ is positive,’” said the 56-year-old Canales, who owns the Kingsville Flea Market. “I think it’s time that we set a new precedent, to tell our kids that we are positive adults.”
Genius. And I mean that in a “intellectual-is-a-four-letter-word-to-these-people” kind of way. Read the rest of this entry →
