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The Mix-a-Lot Variations

May 13, 2010 in Ass

I like large posteriors, that is the truth.
My widowed aunt’s name is Ruth.

Firm buttocks I do enjoy,
On woman or girl or boy.

My preference is for big dumpers.
I’d much like to go and hump hers.

Yer bum has sex appeal.
Let’s dinner date, enjoy veal.

Ass nice, that is no fib.
I also like the cut of your jib.

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