Conspiracy Corner – Feb 5, 2010
February 5, 2010 in Conspiracy Corner
It does my black heart proud to bring you the latest edition of Conspiracy Corner. Here we shine the light of righteousness on those dark corners of the human psyche that are best left unexplored, but from which you are powerless to look away. It’s not unlike the proverbial car wreck, except here more people die – but never for the reasons they want you to think. Today we’ll discuss secret organizations, mind control programs, and some not-so-natural natural disasters.
If there were just one word to describe the action of rubbing ones palms together in excitement while grinning ecstatically, I would put that word here.