Conspiracy Corner – It Was a Dark and Stormy Night Edition
September 5, 2011 in Conspiracy Corner
We’ve had a climatically challenging time of it here on the East Coast lately. As you’d expect, there’s been a lot of speculation as to the “real causes” of these events. Was the Virginia earthquake caused by nuclear explosions at secret Deep Underground Military Bases (DUMB)? What accounts for the near-simultaneous earthquake in a seismically inactive region of Colorado? Could it be… Satan? sabotage of the military’s “vast intercontinental military tunnel complex?” Who knows? Until someone adds something fresh to the genre, I’m over conspiracy theories about natural disasters. Step it up, sheeple!
