Wordsmoker

Dear Wordsmoker

You may have noticed that it’s been quiet around here for the past few days.

You may have wondered why.

I shall honor your question by proclaiming that you should not be alarmed, for this is only the eternal ebb and flow of Wordsmoker.

Pray not in fear, for I always hear your questions.
Sometimes – at night – I hear you reply from the plughole in my kitchen sink. You whisper of ill-things and unparrelled horror.
I put on Radio 4 to cover your voice.

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