The Machete Brisk Ad Is Better Than Machete The Movie
January 4, 2011 in Interesting Moving Pictures
One of the movies I was desperate to see last year was Machete, starring crag-faced Danny Trejo. Something terrible happened, though – I ended up watching Machete and felt completely fucking annoyed with how shitty it was and how great it could’ve been. I was so angry I threw all my kitchen knives out the window and relied on only spoons and forks for weeks on end until I got bored forking butter onto hot toast – an action that takes a great deal of time, patience, and butter.
