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Follicles: Dancing on the Edge of the Devil’s Razor

July 1, 2010 in Follicles - The TV Series

Previously on Follicles…

“I’ll be traveling back from Bend, OR. Beard Team USA Nationals is on the 5th.”

“We’re trying to run a business here.”

“I don’t want to see you get burned again by some superfluous addition of a razor.”

“I’m going to walk outside for a minute before I say something that I’m going to regret.”

“Shavington. Shavington!”

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Follicles: Crossing Blades

June 3, 2010 in Follicles - The TV Series

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Pitching Follicles

February 22, 2010 in Shaving and Beards

When not working or writing, I try to become famous by any means necessary. I’m not at the point where I’m trying like Richard Heene yet, but it’s getting pretty desperate. Below is a copy of a letter that I have been distributing to various factions of the entertainment industry.

Dear Hollywood Power Broker:

I have no idea how to go about getting my idea into your hands, so I decided to try it this way. I would have researched it better, but I have to go to the library to use the Internet and if my mom can’t drive me, I have to take two buses or ride my bike.

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