June 30, 2010 in Why Do I Do These Things?
I mean, come on. I hate myself enough as it is. You’d think I’d have cut the cord at the end of last season, when The Boys went driving in fast cars around a track as a present or something and watching this made me want to stick my face in a lawnmower, but no – I came back for some unknown reason and I hate myself even more now. Why am I doing this to myself? Why am I watching this shit?
July 21, 2009 in The Unbearable Lightness Of Television
Eric is moving out, packing his toys. Movey!
Emmanuelle (my girlfriend) has hooker hair. Not a good look, angel. Crappy!
Lloyd is eating grapes because of his diet. Grapey!
Ari and Andrew talk about something boring. Talky!
The boys choose suits for the premiere. Suity!
July 15, 2009 in The Unbearable Lightness Of Television
Eric is having sex with multiple partners because “pussy can smell pussy” according to Johnny. Pussy!
Vinnie can’t drive but passes his test because he promises the examiner tickets to his next premiere. Bribey!
Beverly D-Angelo, a crush from my childhood, looks like she melted in 1998. Scary!
Lloyd screams at Ari because he wants promoted. Hissy!
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