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Editorial: Anyone Still Parsing Blagojevich’s Hair is a Fucking Moron

December 21, 2008 in Politics, Rants

Blago-Refugess-Immigrants Oh, how we love our entertainment! And how that hair speaks eloquently of various and sundry Axis II disorders ! HOW MUCH SMARTER WE ARE THAN THIS PATHETIC , HAS-BEEN TEEN-BEAT CENTERFOLD HAIR-HAVING MIDDLE-AGED CROOK BECAUSE WE KNOW HIS HAIR IS AN ABSOLUTE SMOKING GUN BUT WE DIDN’T FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE WE DECIDED TO FIND SARTORIAL EVIDENCE OF WHAT WE WERE CONVINCED WE ALREADY KNEW, SO HOW SMART ARE WE, REALLY?

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