January 8, 2009 in ALIENS!
In a scene reminiscent of a Greenpeace-funded production of “Independence Day”, a wind turbine in the village of Conisholme in England was attacked by what can only be described as “aliens in the pocket of big-oil”.
Residents of the surrounding area reported seeing strange lights in the sky, and a crashing noise just after 4am Sunday morning. Local county councillor, Robert Palmer (oh, so that’s where he went to! - Ed) said: