Wordsmoker

Break out the body wash, because Book Fuck Club will be meeting tonight at 8:00 PM EST to discuss Fifty Shades of Grey.  So you might want to spend your lunch break stocking up on marital aids and batteries, because there’s going to be some pretty saucy conversation.  And while you’re at it, why not pick up a copy of Dale M. Courtney’s Moon People for our next meeting?

Howdy, Wordsmokers!

How’s the reading coming along?  Pretty hot, huh?  As I write this, my inner goddess has her panties wrapped around her hand and is swirling them languidly around her dark, unexplored places while my subconscious watches.  I’m powering through Fifty Shades of Grey, and I’m now all-consumed in it, thanks to the audio book I downloaded.  Both hands freed, I’m now able to do anything while I “read” the book, and I mean anything.

Last night I was feeling particularly creative, so I made this (NSFW) audio montage of some of the juicier bits from the book.  I suggest giving it a play during bath time tonight after the Mother’s Day celebrations are over.

And mark your calendars, because we’re meeting here on Wednesday, May 23rd at 8:00 PM EST to discuss this book.  You might want to stock up on lubricant and poppers before then, because it’s going to be hot.