July 9, 2010 in I SHIT YOU NOT
Hello perverts! Or would-be perverts! Is the missionary position too dull for you? How about doggie? Passé? How about the “froggy” position, where you try to screw each other between lanes of busy traffic without being run over? Done, and not worth it anymore after receiving so many speeding tickets? Is even frottage in a field too feeble for you? Well, maybe you’ll start stealing stranger’s underwear for sexual kicks and thrills! If you do, there’s now a cast-iron excuse for your sexy-crazed shenanigans – your cat.