Look, I know this is a fool’s errand. People who post things on a blog titled WTF Japan, Seriously do not, in fact, want to seriously know what the fuck, Japan. They just want to giggle at the indecipherability.
But on the other hand, there are ads like the one below that simply beg for an attempt at elucidation. So join me, but first make sure to take a gander at the truly fascinating / heartrending / strangely moving potato chip commercial below!