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I have one irrational fear: socialists sharks. I usually keep that information a secret to prevent my enemies (the socialists) from exploiting my weakness to their advantage, but I know that online shark attacks are extremely rare. Actually, on-land shark attacks are also pretty rare, which is what makes this an irrational fear, as I really don’t swim in the ocean. However, if I was a professionals surfer who frequented the waters of San Onofre beach in California, my fear would slide from the irrational to the rational column. I suppose there is the possibility that I could master my fear, but at the present moment, I just can’t see a path that could lead me from soiling myself while watching this video to becoming Chuck Patterson, Master of All Sharks:

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