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Catolicism

April 4, 2010 in religion

That’s right – Catolicism, I didn’t spell it wrong (makes a change! Ed.)

It is the newest cool thing!  A craze sweeping the world like the Lindy hop!

Since I know most of you are open minded sorts I knew you would appreciate learning a little something about this awesome religion.   (note it is a CAT religion not BAD religion – that is another post) Read the rest of this entry →

The Game – Part 1

February 16, 2010 in The Game, Wordsmoker Short Fiction

It was Ethan Crouch who showed James Robert Finch what dead was. Ethan lived with his momma and sister in a trailer that sat by a dirty little road that spindled out over septic, mean-spirited grassland; a weakly optimistic, thin-blooded creek split the field, coughing browned-up water out into the land until finally, kindly, it disappeared underground.

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The Wisdom Of Tim’rous Beasties

August 31, 2009 in A Birthday With Shoes

There’s really no reason Virus and I should be such good internet pals.

After all, I don’t speak Old Norse COBOL Belgian, and Virus’ practice of urinating into his bagpipes is, well, frankly not the way I was raised to deal with the frustration of repeatedly mispronouncing “Massachusetts” through an inexpertly-masticated bolus of shortbread haggis thistles. Ordinarily, he would hate me because of my freedom, and I would hate him because of his Sheena Easton. We’d be the original odd couple!

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Also, I’ve Never: A List Of Nevers From MissPeacock

July 28, 2009 in Also I've Never

Also, I've Never...1. Gone more than 10 months without throwing up. I’ve thrown up everywhere. Costa Rica, the Bronx, Manhattan (twice!), nearly every restaurant in Birmingham, all over the Southeast, etc. If you ever need a recommendation for a good place to toss your cookies, just come to me and I can help.

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