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Book Fuck Club: Fifty Shades of Grey

May 9, 2012 in Book Fuck Club

Book Fuck Club is the drunker, sluttier younger sister of Book Fight Club.  It’s also something I just sort of pulled out of my ass a second ago and I probably won’t follow through on in coming months, so let’s just make it something any of us can take over at any time, like a pass-around party bottom at the Republican National Convention.

If Book Fight Club shops at Whole Foods, Book Fuck Club steals from Safeway.

If Book Fight Club graduated from NYU, Book Fuck Club dropped out of massage school and torched the place with a can of Aqua Net and a Zippo lighter.

Basically, if Rebecca Black, Balloon Boy, the Octomom or the stars of 2 Girls, 1 Cup were to write memoirs, this is where you’d come to discuss it.  But since none of those books have happened yet, we’ll cock our heads to one side in anticipation, and read Fifty Shades of Grey for now.  Read the rest of this entry →

A Party Of One And A Half

September 16, 2009 in WTF?

In a brand new WTF category is this woman and her life size cut-out of her boyfriend stationed in Iraq! Having a 2-D ken doll of your war bound love is a kinda sweet “not so lonely” idea. Taking that cut-out on vacay and to the movies, on the other hand, is fucking pyscho!

I have a list of questions NBC did not ask this girl:

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