July 19, 2009 in Travel
As an American, I have the desire right to travel the world. I have the urge to visit distant lands with different cultures. I have the urge to fly in a big metal bird across vast bodies of water to lands where the people do not speak my language and the natives have to choke out American words so that I understand what the fuck they’re saying because, let’s face it, I am American!
It’s my right that everywhere I go people speak my language.