A Paragraph In Two Parts
March 2, 2009 in Personal, Rants, The Past
I never wrote Ulysses but I did invent a parlor game for the auto; here’s how it works – get in a cab and proceed down Broadway. At every intersection, observe pedestrians and count the ones that are more attractive than Kate Hudson. Keep track. If you count 25 within 15 minutes, explain to the driver that you are eligible for a discount!
