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American Horror Story: Never Not Give The Antichrist a Cookie

January 6, 2012 in television

SMOLDERING CHILDREN

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Ladies and gentlemen: The Ham. What crazy family concoction is this? The guy who burned his family up and Constance and Addie and Tate all at the dining table together? There’s a dead brother too? No! Tate’s snorting broken pills and is doing his gonna-kill-all-you-motherfuckers strut. For fuck’s sake, I don’t want to go through the school shooting again. Assholes! Wait. What? Goddamnit. I’m so confused!

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