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Brother Hood: Or Else A Cherry, Double Grac’d (Two Homosexual Men Negotiate The Boundaries Of Domestic Bliss)

January 1, 2010 in Brother Hood, Homosexuality Pioneers

10:27 PM

LL: If you hadn’t parked the car, we wouldn’t have been enveloped by that cloud of locusts.

WW:  I didn’t park the car.  I brought it to a full stop.  Because of the two little girls running around in the street screaming in terror.

LL:  They weren’t screaming in terror.  They were screaming “¡Que impresionante!“  Which is, I believe, an expression of agreeable awe.

WW:  Agreeable? Then why were they sobbing?

LL:  Speaking of disturbing behavior, all of the waitresses are staring at you.

WW:  Why?  I don’t look like a locust.  Read the rest of this entry →