Brother Hood: Or Else A Cherry, Double Grac’d (Two Homosexual Men Negotiate The Boundaries Of Domestic Bliss)
LL: If you hadn’t parked the car, we wouldn’t have been enveloped by that cloud of locusts.
WW: I didn’t park the car. I brought it to a full stop. Because of the two little girls running around in the street screaming in terror.
LL: They weren’t screaming in terror. They were screaming “¡Que impresionante!“ Which is, I believe, an expression of agreeable awe.
WW: Agreeable? Then why were they sobbing?
LL: Speaking of disturbing behavior, all of the waitresses are staring at you.
WW: Why? I don’t look like a locust. Read the rest of this entry →