Hey, are you a single Wordsmoker? Me too. Wouldn’t it be nice to snuggle up with a loved one and watch a movie? WELL STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT – YOU ARE FUCKING SINGLE. So rather then just watch movies and cry about how they are all SOOOO in love, I have decided to help us all out and take notes on dating, according to the movies. First up, the obvious choice – The Ugly Truth – in listicle format to make it easier for everyone.
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December 14, 2008 in Rants
Happy holidays! Also, go fuck yourself! This is pretty much my response to each and every holiday song I hear lately. Why, you ask? What happened to the darling Unfun we are all used to, the jolly little elf we’ve come to know and love and lust after, all candy canes and sugar plum fairies and lady snowmen with charcoal for nipples? Well, I’ll tell you what happened.