December 14, 2008 in Rants
Happy holidays! Also, go fuck yourself! This is pretty much my response to each and every holiday song I hear lately. Why, you ask? What happened to the darling Unfun we are all used to, the jolly little elf we’ve come to know and love and lust after, all candy canes and sugar plum fairies and lady snowmen with charcoal for nipples? Well, I’ll tell you what happened.