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More Proof 2012 Will Truly Be The End Of The World

November 25, 2009 in Scary!

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First seals grew gigantic teeth and CLAWS on their FLIPPERS! Now, news from Australia that thousands of feral camels are holding an Australian town hostage. The unfunny thing is that Australia’s drought is a catastrophe of Biblical proportions.

Hell On Earth

February 12, 2009 in Sad, Scary!

Late in the afternoon last Saturday, my friend was driving through near-deserted streets with her boyfriend towards a small town that lies just past the outskirts of the city. The air was so hot it hurt your lungs to breathe. Only mad dogs and Englishmen, as Noël Coward would have it, would be crazy enough to be outside on such a day. Mad dogs, Englishmen, and my friend – loyal to a fault – making the trek to her boyfriend’s cousin’s 18th birthday party in the emerald green, eucalypt-covered mountains that encircle our city.

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