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Blog Confession Brings Closure To Angry Goat Owner

August 31, 2009 in A Birthday With Shoes

Goat3“I dinnae ken who punched my goat!” Such was the oft-repeated and long-unresolved lament of anguished Clydebank , Scotland , goat farmer Angus MacDougall.

His was a mystery that baffled local police authorities as well, ever since the winter morning in 2008 when MacDougall reported the crime. He had visited the goat’s pen that morning only to discover the animal bruised, panting and doubled over, clutching its abdomen, with the surrounding disarray indicative of a recent struggle.

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Jack Soo, Drunk, Reveals Much

March 12, 2009 in WORDSMOKER MEETUP

Oh, Jack Soo, Jack Soo, how you loved your drink, and we do, we do, too.

Oh, Jack Soo, Jack Soo, look at you, look at you:

[So very wrong on a multitude of levels.  How many do you see?]

Oh, Jack Soo, Jack Soo, you had such a love of laughter, didn’t you?

Here’s a fun fact about Jack Soo:   Were he but alive today, it is a foregone conclusion where he’d be this Saturday night… Read the rest of this entry →