December 30, 2011 in 5 Second Movie Review
This bitch needs an intermission; I liked it but jeez! Pare it down a bit, would ya? Also, there is no cellphone service in Sweden. Oh, and fuck social workers.
August 10, 2011 in 5 Second Movie Review
Great, now EVERYONE is going to want a damned monkey ape! The markup is going to be ridiculous. Also, human beings are assholes.
January 5, 2011 in 5 Second Movie Review
Impressive not only for its attention to historical detail (great for nerds like me), but also for its ability to make me genuinely care about some really, really, really, really rich guy’s personal problems.
June 29, 2010 in 5 Word Movie Review
This film is a 2004 Swedish drama written and directed by Lukas Moodysson.
The envelope from Netflix states that it is “not for the faint of heart.”
Here’s my five word movie review: I’m too faint of heart.
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