Behold, Dubstep Dogs on Crack! I have no words, but I’m sure you do. Post, post away in the comments!
As many of you know, whatever the ultimate consequences are, Wordsmoker promotes robotic research and development. It is the opinion of many of our staff writers that this fledgling science has been dragging along with boxy, delivery droids and self-propelled vacuums. It is with some trepidation that we announce that after a lame hiatus, scientists and engineers are once again advancing toward global robot domination with frightening implications. The following robot videos appeared on i09—a Denton offshoot that tries to be all futuristic, but fails to make the proper connections. Thanks, i09, I guess.
Please do not let young children or olds view your computer monitor. Read the rest of this entry →
November 20, 2010 in WTF?
In a startling departure from Roman Catholic teachings, Pope Benedict XVI condones condom use in the specific case of male prostitution (presumably when the customer is also a male). ”There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralization, a first assumption of responsibility,” Benedict said.
To be clear, the Pope believes that condom use can only lead one to the path of righteousness when men exchange sex for money. Read the rest of this entry →
June 2, 2010 in WTF?
There’s something strange happening in the pet care world. That trippy Friskies commercial. Those weird Advantage spots where common household objects transform into deadly weapons, annihilating fleas in mid-air.
But the most bizarre pet-related advertising comes from Scoop Away, whose new mascots are pieces of shit. I noticed their ad while flipping through a magazine, and immediately flipped back to verify what I saw. Yep, it was a smiling purple glob, resting atop a smooth bed of kitty litter, waving goodbye, I presume, since he is about to be scooped away.
I was trying to type: “Goddamn, Megan Fox is hot!” But I only got three letters in before Google suggested “godaddy” so I ended up watching sexy Danica Patrick videos instead.
September 16, 2009 in WTF?
In a brand new WTF category is this woman and her life size cut-out of her boyfriend stationed in Iraq! Having a 2-D ken doll of your war bound love is a kinda sweet “not so lonely” idea. Taking that cut-out on vacay and to the movies, on the other hand, is fucking pyscho!
I have a list of questions NBC did not ask this girl: