January 15, 2010 in Wordsmoker Colonization
(Yes! It’s the Return Of That Thing That Will Be Popular Given Enough Time And It Still Somehow Refuses To Die During The Intervening Period – otherwise known as “The Wordsmoker Colony”. If you haven’t submitted yours, it’s really easy – note KateKate’s and replace her choices with your own and send them electronically via the mail address and they’ll be published next year if you’re lucky! Lucky! Ed.)
December 18, 2009 in Wordsmoker Colonization
Samurai Panda Planet will not be as hostile as the title might convey and will also be surprisingly lacking in both samurai and pandas and we’d ask you to please ignore the crazy man with black paint around his eyes dressed in pretty snazzy samurai robes parading around the colony and can often be found in the promenade practicing his swordsmanship with a samurai sword that may or may not have the blade dulled and may or may not be just for show. Read the rest of this entry →
December 2, 2009 in Wordsmoker Colonization
Welcome to planet Berry Patch! Yay! My planet will be dedicated to happiness and friendship, which will be helped out by all the great hallucinogenic plants we grow here! We will also do lots of baking. So grab your self a slice of that shroom quiche and let’s become great friends! *Insert theme song here (we will make this up when we are stoned OK)
December 1, 2009 in Wordsmoker Colonization
There, on the edge of space, where known meets unknown, you will find a planet where the living is good, the work is light, and the frolicking plentiful. There, on that world, newly touched by the hand of humanity, a man carves out a new society, predicated on the ideals of freedom, democracy, equality, and as much free sex as possible. We bring you the most nefarious planet in the galaxy…
by helene
November 27, 2009 in Wordsmoker Colonization
(Space – it’s the final frontier, unless you include really good hallucinogenics. It’s where we – humanity – will be colonizing one day, perhaps a Tuesday – in the future. Yes – “future Tuesdays” – they already sound magical and fantastic, as opposed to “Wednesdays”, which will always be shit no matter how cool you think you look in your silver jumpsuit. The collection of words below here form Wordsmoker Helene’s choices – if you’re still confused, here’s the original post. Beam them up – INTO YOUR BRAINS – and send your choices into the usual futuristic email address. Ed)
by Heneage
November 16, 2009 in Wordsmoker Colonization
Hello, it’s your Space Captain here – Captain V.W.S. Montalban, of the Fourth Battalion (Rihanna’s Rifles). Less than perhaps seven of your Earth days ago, I kicked off a new recurring column called “The Wordsmoker Colony”, about what favorite things you’d take with you into deep space when you went a-colonizing in the future, and we’ve literally not been inundated with replies. So read the original post here, and get your electric typewriters a-clicking. That’s an order. Oh, and here’s lovely Heneage’s selection.
November 13, 2009 in Wordsmoker Colonization
To: VirusWithShoes
From: Chillbear Latrigue
Re: Transport Inventory
You’ve got huge balls, Virus.
November 12, 2009 in Wordsmoker Colonization
Humanity has two choices – survival or destruction. If we wise-up sometime soon, it should mean survival. And if we wise-up enough for long enough, it’ll mean exporting our own particular little buckets of DNA onto other planets. Because that’s what we do. Life always finds a way. And on this occasion, you are the life. You are the beginnings of the Wordsmoker Colony.
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