Get Your Seal Team Six Paraphernalia Now!
May 4, 2011 in America The Fucked, NSFW, Shopsmoker, Things Very Necessary, Those Gays!
While the White House has been reluctant to formally announce that Seal Team Six was responsible for successfully killing Osama Bin Laden, you know they totally did it.
What Charlie Sheen is to crack-fueled ragers with Los Angeles’ most luxurious party whores, Seal Team Six is to defending the men and women of this country. If Sheen has tiger blood, these guys have crocodile sperm.
That’s why MissLinda and I are proud to announce the off-offshore founding of the Linsanto corporation, the officially trademarked Seal Team Six™ brand name, and our new line of Seal Team Six™-inspired products!
Yeehaw! Grab yer pitchfork and yer blind sister-cousin because we’re havin’ a meet-up!
I look at a lot of tits every week because I’m a heterosexual man with an internet connection. I sometimes look at a lot of tits in a short period of time, because I am a heterosexual man with an internet connection and the cats happen to be sleeping. You know one thing I’ve noticed about tits down all these years of looking at them? Few of them vibrate. Now, they do. Somehow tits have just been made even better.
So I bought my first Snuggie almost a month ago now and I think I am able to give an accurate review. So without further ado here is my very comprehensive list of Snuggie pros and cons. Hopefully my experience with my Snuggie can help you as you try to decide if a Snuggie would be a good fit in your life.
I’m sorry it took me so long to come around. Forgive me, okay? I didn’t know. When I first heard about that other PM, I didn’t buy it. It was your old nemesis Tylenol and it had managed to lure not just my mother, but my aunt and both my grandparents into its relaxing embrace. When they talked in that loud, know-it-all way they had about its unusually effective ability to guide them to Sleepytown, I wasn’t impressed. It’s just Tylenol, I said to my mother. What a rip.
Are you going to see Twlight: New Moon on the 20th? Of course you are because no one can resist the lure of the super sexy teenage vampires and werewolves. NO ONE! Just give in and go see the movie opening night you know you are going to see it anyway and waiting for it to come out on Netflix is just a waste of time. Plus Netflix won’t deliver these great themed candies! OME! (that stands for Oh My Edward in case you aren’t on the up and up with the Twitalk)
