Things Unnecessary – PajamaJeans
December 30, 2010 in Things Unnecessary
Tired of taking your clothes off before bed? Tired of putting some on again the very next morning? Think of the degrading toil you put yourself through almost daily. Well, there’s no need to suffer any more, for PajamaJeans are now available. For this is the technology humanity has been yearning for since Einstein had to wear the same suit every day because he was thinking about the General Theory of Relativity. Now you can relax in the exact same thing without having to even change your outfit – never mind the clothes themselves. Imagine how uninterrupted your days and nights will become as you ponder on the great mysteries of time, space and the popularity of The Situation.
Thanks to Monkeyrash for the tip.
Our house was burglarized last year. The perpetrators kicked in our French doors in the back of the house, and managed to take off with our XBOX 360, Wii, MacBook, the zoom lens for our SLR camera, and Mr. MarshMueller’s fancy hiking/photography backpack. We were pissed. We were violated. We were grateful they didn’t take real things of value, like identity documents, heirloom jewelry, and grateful they didn’t steal/harm our animals. But we were still pissed.
My days usually consist of rolling out of bed at the crack of noon-thirty, risking bathing in the 50/50 Scalding Water, Ice Water Roulette Shower of Doom, get ready and go off to work to deal with idiotic, simple minded jerks from the public for eight hours, then come home and play Call of Duty until the wee hours (true story). Occasionally though, I see products that make me stop and wonder just what in the hell is wrong with people these days. 
You’re gonna need a banana, duct tape, and a knife.
Ever wanted to know what it would be like to fuck a dead guy (other than that really drunk bro from the bar who couldn’t get it up)? I know I have!
As you may have just read, I visited Gawker in depth for the first time this morning. It’s there I saw an ad for SyFy, the brand new new brand image of the SciFi channel, coming in July.
Silly, silly humans. All you are doing is making yourself look extra delicious. Your silly panda food accessories will just be desert to the feast that is you.
