Hello, I am VirusWithShoes, and I shall be live-blogging the future for you, behind-timers. Because I am at least 3000 miles ahead of you in time, I shall report forward to you what is happening live in 2011. You don’t have to be Jewish – anyone can join in! Ask me cryptic questions only the future – and I – hold. Will mankind survive the first hours of 2011? What new advances will be made during the five to eight hours it will take for 2011 to reach you? Will you need extra blankets? Have the dead started to walk in 2011? Do people still use money?
I will have all the secrets.