OH WOW AN EARTHQUAKE EVERYBODY CHECK THEIR POTPLANTS FOR DISTURBANCES!!! EARTHQUAKES ARE AWESOME AND FUN AND IF YOU’RE HAVING FUN IN ONE RIGHT NOW WOW LET’S HEAR ABOUT IT. DID YOUR PUPPY GET AWAKENED? HOW DID YOUR CAT FARE? IS SHE CLINGING TO YOU LIKE A GAY BEST FRIEND IN A HURRICANE? WHAT NEXT FOR THE EARTH? IS THIS ALL RICK PERRY’S FAULT OR IS IT OBAMA AGAIN FAILING TO STEM THE MOVEMENTS OF TECTONIC PLATES? YOU DECIDE IN OUR INVISIBLE SHAKING POLL.
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November 29, 2010 in TERROR
By page-clicking this article, you’ve probably landed yourself on the terror watchlist. I’m sorry about that, unless, of course, you are an actual terrorist, in which case, I’m glad that my little trap ensnared you. You know who isn’t a terrorist, though? Actor Mark Ruffalo. Still, he apparently joined the rapidly expanding and super-secret club that is the Terrorist Screening Data Base (TSDB). Read the rest of this entry →
July 29, 2010 in TERROR
This past week, I read a lovely story by Penny Danger, wherein two spiders, being the friendly sort, tried to hitch a ride in her bosoms. Being terrified of spiders myself, I relayed the heart-wrenching story of being bitten while gardening, and my subsequent scarring. I was never going to garden again, said I, much to Penny’s dismay; gardening was too dangerous.