EARTHQUAKE!!!!11!
August 23, 2011 in Terrifying Things, TERROR
OH WOW AN EARTHQUAKE EVERYBODY CHECK THEIR POTPLANTS FOR DISTURBANCES!!! EARTHQUAKES ARE AWESOME AND FUN AND IF YOU’RE HAVING FUN IN ONE RIGHT NOW WOW LET’S HEAR ABOUT IT. DID YOUR PUPPY GET AWAKENED? HOW DID YOUR CAT FARE? IS SHE CLINGING TO YOU LIKE A GAY BEST FRIEND IN A HURRICANE? WHAT NEXT FOR THE EARTH? IS THIS ALL RICK PERRY’S FAULT OR IS IT OBAMA AGAIN FAILING TO STEM THE MOVEMENTS OF TECTONIC PLATES? YOU DECIDE IN OUR INVISIBLE SHAKING POLL.
Well well well. Here I am, back from the brink of insanity, freshly hopped up on LEGAL MEDICATION which is doing wonders like stopping me crying like a fucking baby for hours on end, and what do I see? Apart from the shitload of emails I’ve ignored over the past couple of weeks from people obviously worried about me? What I see is that the world is plainly still fucking insane. If not more so.
This past week, I read a 
