Gallery Girls Recap: Brooklyn and New Jersey and Long Island, Oh My!
August 23, 2012 in Fameballs, Recaps, television
Blerg. I wasn’t going to watch this again, but since my new best friend Maggie replied to my tweet (Hey girlfriend!), I feel obligated to see this through to the bitter end. That means here we are again, ready for our blood pressure to rise at the very idea of girls of privileged means being forced to work *gasp* WORK! for no money and even less respect.
Also, there has been an incident with a real live intern and I think that it can be a teachable moment for young people. Let’s start with the real intern issues before moving onto the fake reality television intern issues. Read the rest of this entry →
SMOLDERING CHILDREN
Pretty Los Angeles in 1947. A wide street and tall palm trees. Sunshine. The Murder House is now a dentist office. We have a lovely lady with long raven hair coming to visit the dentist. Femme Fatale? We learn quickly that the Dentist is not married. This lovely lady found out about this guy because her friend said that he did a good job FILLING her CAVITY. He makes special arrangements for girls with no money. I think it’s called Doggy Style these days. This girl does not care about her teeth at all, she just wants to get him hot for her. Maybe she’s here to have him remove her front teeth or something? That is how you really break into HOLLYWOOD, my dears. TAKE NOTE: she has a White Dahlia in her Black Hair. She gets the nitrous oxide and everything disappears.
Six months ago The Rubber man was walking down a hallway. But a little before that, the wife of the abortionist was upset and walking through the darkness of her house which was built just for her, looking over the furniture and whatnots and saying how wrong everything was. This is not her house and yet it is her house. A man wants to comfort her. What would comfort her is a baby. So be it! The rubber suit is quickly pulled out of the trash on the sidewalk. So convenient! Right on top like that. You should know that when husbands walk around the house dream sleeping in the night, their wives get fucked by rubber suited spirits. It is Tate!!!! Tate’s the Rubber Man! Hahahahahaha. Motherfucker.
