Graphic Designer Nightmares
November 4, 2009 in NSFW, Stupid Humans
I cannot take credit for this outstanding little video on YouTube; I got the link from a friend of mine (a graphic designer by trade). For those of us who have worked in publishing or graphic design, this conversation hits very, very close to home. If you have ever dreamed of a career in publishing or graphic design, this type of behavior from clients is extremely accurate. You have been warned.
Oh tits – I’m not getting too far into this because crazy people who believe crazy things for 35 years before deciding they’re crazy scare me. Really. Just, go away. And shut up. And keep your craziness to yourself. Anyway, this
ACORN is the most evil and nasty thing that has ever plagued society since the Third Reich. It is awful beyond any stretch of our feeble imaginations. When you invoke the term “ACORN,” a small part of Jesus dies away, as if you have taken the very thing he set out to do away from him.
The finely screwed up balance between church and state is something that continues to plague Small Town America. It is the hottest issue since coat-hanger abortions became legalized in 1994 and marijuana prescriptions began for 5 year-old children in 1998. Now there is a different beast ruining our society — religious signs and chants during a high school football game.
Do not trust anyone with a bible in their hand posing for a photo. It is essential that you heed these words. When you have people like
If you are on this site chances are that you are a sinner and will not be joining Jesus in The Rapture. Even if you are not a sinner there is a good chance that you are a member of one or more of the many groups that will be left behind (e.g. Atheists, Jews, Gays, etc.).
YES I JUST WROTE A HEADLINE THAT HURTS MY OWN EYES. That well-known comedy collective “The UK Government” has embraced the times, not to mention the latest web technology-that-still-mystifies-me-as-to-why-it-actually-exists, by
I love a good prank. I’m still laughing at the one I pulled off a couple of days ago, when I hacked into Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s Twitter account (#supremleader) and started writing stuff like “electn reslts so bogus dudez. will totes go 4 rcount mabes. cant w8 4 twilight2!!!1!” and then AP picked up on it, interviewed me by Yahoo! Messenger and I was like “noes, AP – iz real aytolla frm Irn and i thinkz amadadadajahd iz lame and lettrman iz teh innocentz!!
If, sometime in the future I manage to get off my stupid antidepressants and actually communicate with other humans and generally get myself in fucking gear, I’d like to visit the city of New York in America. I’ve heard a lot about it, and would love to see all the famous sights such as The Statue Of Lincoln holding an ice-cream and eat one of your “hot” dogs in the street at gunpoint with a “crack ho” screaming at my elbows for no reason at all.