August 14, 2012 in Science
I love talking dirty to a lady-friend. I love telling them how beautiful their lady-bits are, how good they taste, how good they smell. I love talking about them, how they should be proud of them, how complex they are, how they can literally create life on this planet, and how that’s something I’ll never, ever be able to experience, because I don’t have the choice due to my man-gineering. I’m probably a bit like The Devil in The Witches of Eastwick, but with more hair.
I heart vaginas. I’m not ashamed of it.