Wordsmoker

Your news media is as excited as a drunken John McCain at a Ted Nugent concert over the actual threat that fading imperial power “The United States of America” is about to shutdown like a giant Macbook on a low battery. Yes – the virtual hard disks of the actual American government will go into hibernation unless the now-comically evil Republicans can stop quibbling with the now-comically useless Democrats like two old Jewish men over soup. There will be no more on-demand abortions of Christian babies, especially those abortions being held inside the Statue of Liberty, which will be closed to all – even to those wanting a novelty abortion in a national landmark – because there will be no government to do it! That museum where you hide from your job? Closed! Those soldiers who killed people in Rolling Stone magazine? Unpaid!

What exactly is going on, America? Your thoughts, besides those about “supporting the troopz”, are welcomed. I’d also like to know why you continually encourage Donald Trump to stalk your lands, shitting in your ears.

The ears of America.

What gives?

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