The Shifting Symbolism Of Thanksgiving In Modern American Culture (NSFW)
November 23, 2011 in NSFW
Yes, in this post I shall discuss what Thanksgiving means to those who celebrate it in modern America. No, not really. It's really just Thanksgiving-themed pornography, if I'm being honest. Yep – every dirty and lewd Thanksgiving-related filth I could find out there on the internet is embedded below. I only called it "The Shifting Symbolism Of Thanksgiving in Modern American Culture" because someone might be walking behind you as you surf the web on your lapbook or netpad out of sheer boredom on Thanksgiving, and well they won't suspect a dryly-titled big-fonted post here, will they? Oh no they won't! HAHA!
Exercise is usually scorned in Scotland, unless you count running away from a pack of baying teenagers holding a wide range of kitchen knives as “exercise”. Treadmills never caught on here because we have roads to walk drunkenly along in the middle of the night. Pilates is more commonly known as “deep fried paella and chips” – a dish that is popular when the bars shut at 8am so they can wipe up the blood and teeth.
Strange the research you do sometimes. Sometimes, the research you do, is strange. The research you do sometimes is strange. You strange the do research sometimes is. Especially when you search Wikipedia so you can get your facts correct about something like “
Hey you – ya fucking dingleberry shithead mother-fucking reindeer-fondling piss-bag! You know what you should do, turd-teeth? When you get back from your stupid fucking job which probably involves chasing drunk rabbits with a cunt-stick, you should open your eyes – eyes that to me look like a cockerel’s – and click your smelly cursor onto the below fucking video, you rimjobbing part-time plastic cleft. Then watch the fucking video if your pea-sized ass-munching brain can take it. TAKE IT LIKE YER MOTHER DID IN THAT PARKING LOT WITH THOSE HERPES-RIDDEN BIKERS, COCKEREL EYES.
