Eleven Behavior Traits of Highly Imposing Men
May 2, 2012 in alcohol, Art, chainsmoking, Cultural Analysis, Music, Punching
You’re taking in a bare-knuckle boxing match or placing an aggressive wager in a clandestine gambling den. The attendees seem to be enjoying themselves, but their mood isn’t even mildly interesting to you. You’re there to take possession of some contraband, or to kill an hour until the cocktail waitress ends her shift. As you reflect on the price you’ve paid for your wasted youth, you light up an unfiltered cigarette and finish the warm dregs of whiskey in the tumbler that’s been sitting by your right elbow. Just when you look around to ask someone where the goddamn waiter is with that drink that you ordered, the guy next to you asks an inane question like, “Are you having an okey time, mac?” And you reply, “Heck, yeah! I’m having an awesome time! What about you?” You look past your right shoulder and notice that you’ve unconsciously raised your hand to offer one of those “high fives” or “fist bumps” that everyone seems to be so fond of these days.
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There’s this song on the radio lately and I don’t like it. Don’t get me wrong. I love a good boast. I grew up singing not a preacher or a teacher or an electrician, a fighter or a writer or a politician, the man with the key to your ignition, Kurtis Blow is competition. And I understand that women tend to be more limited in their boasting, creating a song about how hot they are instead of how great they are, because, as you know, that’s all that really matters if you’re a woman. 
Robert plant ain’t no idjit. Which is nice. 
