June 23, 2011 in ListSmoker
There is nothing that causes me more stress than house guests, and when those house guests are my parents, ratchet that up by about a million. Don’t get me wrong, they are wonderful people. It’s just that my mother makes me want to stab myself in the ears with a spork before jumping out of the nearest window, and I’m not sure my father would even notice that I was gone. Read the rest of this entry →
by BJonston
January 13, 2011 in ListSmoker, Rants
1. Being the only schmuck who picks up after my dog. Every day I walk my dog, and admittedly, I have occasionally failed to pick up my dog’s poop because I ran out of plastic baggies. But usually, nine times out of ten I’d say, I pull out the baggie, bend down to pick up the little turdlets of dog shit that my doggie deposits on the sidewalk and then quietly go on my way, leaving said baggie of dog shit in the garbage can near the entrance of my building. Read the rest of this entry →
by BJonston
January 10, 2011 in Audiosmoker, ListSmoker
Suppose you find yourself smoking some chronic on the 405 or perhaps sippin on some Sizzurp and yet you aren’t quite sure what you want to listen to. Well, good news, pilgrims! BJonston is here to help you out.
by BJonston
January 21, 2010 in ListSmoker
1. Exodus—Leon Uris: Oh, so that’s how the modern state of Israel was born from the ashes of the Holocaust. You can fuck with the Jews, but you can’t keep us down forever. Also, Nazis = bad news.
2. In The Heart of the Sea—Nathaniel Philbrick: Don’t fuck with whales. They might be cute and friendly-looking sea mammals but if you mess with them long enough, eventually, they WILL. FUCK. YOU. UP!
by BJonston
January 7, 2010 in ListSmoker, Music
Ok friends, check this out. It’s cold outside. Maybe it’s snowing. Maybe you want to stay in and cuddle with your special someone. Maybe you just want to stay in and get fucked up and maybe cuddle with yourself.
Either way, the next time you’re feeling romantic, do this and let me know how it goes.
December 31, 2009 in ListSmoker
I enjoy the hell outta film. Almost too much. I’m addicted, really. I consider my taste in film excellent, almost to the point of arrogance and elitism, but I’m okay with that. I tend to avoid American mainstream cinema, largely for it’s lack in creative and intellectual integrity, and instead steer myself towards foreign films, independent films, and films from highly thought of auteurs, the masters such as Kurosawa, Godard, Renoir, Tarkovsky, Melville and so on. Read the rest of this entry →
October 16, 2009 in ListSmoker
And MediaHOHOHO said it couldn’t be done…
In the order I thought of them.
I mainly recalled movies and TV shows that I have liked and who was in them.
1. Sean Connery
by lawyergay
October 8, 2009 in ListSmoker
I love a beautiful woman, don’t get me wrong, but I am also quite partial to the fellas. I’ve always thought that one of the reasons some men are so freaked out about us homos is that they can’t stand the thought of being stripped of their sexual agency (and, of course, their clothing) by one of their “bros,” “brohams,” “broheims,” “brahs” and/or Rip Taylor. Memo to the man-candy out there: The tables have turned, broseph! In the spirit of objectifying the hell out of some seriously sexy dudes, then, I offer you the following, in no particular order:
1. Randolph Scott: So-so actor during Hollywood’s golden age (and beyond) and Cary Grant’s secret boyfriend, Scott is the kind of handsome that makes you want to start wearing hats just so you have an excuse to run into him at the haberdasher’s.
2. Jason Bateman: Who fills out a pair of corduroys better? Bateman is both great-looking and deserves some kind of MacArthur Genius Award for his performance in “Arrested Development,” the funniest television show ever made. Read the rest of this entry →
by BJonston
October 7, 2009 in ListSmoker
This is a list of ten women. Ten beautiful women. Ten ladies I really like. Because, why not? We all enjoy a good list and the subject of ladies is a perennial favorite around these parts. And yeah, I’ll be the first to admit that this is probably an infantile, sophomoric, virtually meaningless exercise. That making a list of extraordinarily attractive women only furthers the cultural paradigms by which women are objectified and so on. But, I’m sure we can all agree that women are the greatest thing on Earth and if it weren’t for women, none of us would even be here. So it is in this spirit of celebration and beauty that I offer up this here list of BJonston’s top ten favorite women.*
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