Miss Peacock Looks For A Job
June 18, 2011 in Jobsmoker, Personal, Rants
So, Miss Peacock is looking for new work. She’s wants a job that “challenges” her. (At least, that’s what I say in interviews.) I put my resume up on the classiest of all job-hunting sites, Monster.com, and got a call from a local company who loved my resume and wanted to speak to me. They asked me if I was interested in doing the same thing I currently am, to which I replied YES, thankful that someone was going to take a chance on me.


I’m graduating with a master’s degree in social work later this month! Good for me! Unfortunately for me, and lots of other poor fuckers, there exactly 38 jobs (I counted) for about 9,430,459,384,543 people. My math might be kind of off, but you know, whatever. I have a job right now, but it’s an internship, so it will end once I’m out of school. It was unpaid anyhow, but at least it was a way to fill my time. I’ve applied for 15 jobs, and NOTHING. I’m… well, I’m pretty smart! Someone hire me!