I’ll Let This Hilariously Funny And Wonderful Woman Sum Up London 2012
July 28, 2012 in Funny!
There’s not much else to say. Apart from the fact that she should be doing stand-up, and getting paid for it, handsomely.
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Man With Really Strange Face Arrested For Impersonating A War Hero
November 11, 2009 in Funny!, Stupid Humans
Let’s face it, we’ve all pretended we’re someone else from time to time. Some days I pretend I’m a fully-functioning human being, with actual friends and maybe a clean microwave oven and a selection of exciting underwear bought from reputable sources. But sometimes we get found out, say, for example – the authorities discover that you’re not an actual superhero with the ability to climb walls while fighting crime and that you’re just a depraved Scottish pervert with a penchant for dressing up as some sort of crotchless Spiderman while mumbling to himself about Green Goblin’s infiltrating nurse’s homes. Where was I?
Introducing Trollcats
November 8, 2009 in Funny!
Some Sundays you’re just toddling along and everything is horrible because it’s a Sunday and all the horrid things happen on a Sunday like one of your cats who’s been terrified all week with fireworks going off here celebrating the death of a Catholic who tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament ages ago and suddenly he decides “oh, I haz terror and it’s cold outside so I’ll just pee in the laundry basket in the kitchen while you makes a cup of tea KTHXBAI” and everything is SUNDAY HORRID completely then Wordsmoker KoraInHell introduces “Trollcats” to you and all is forgiven for a while, pissy-kittehs included.
by VoxPopuli
Always Remember To Say Please And Thank You
September 14, 2009 in Funny!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A British couple walks into a Mexican restaurant for a nice family dinner with their 2-year-old daughter because hey – who wouldn’t want to feed lots of spicy food and beans to a toddler who’s either in diapers or being toilet trained?
Join AFSCME Today
August 12, 2009 in Funny!, NSFW
Hey – when you’re on your way to work tomorrow insteada sittin’ around with your finger up your ass, look around. There’s a union out there called “AFSCME” and they’re bustin’ their balls for you doing all the shit work you take for granted. For example – we pick up your fuckin’ garbage. We got broads out there who keep your kids from gittin’ run over by some hard-on. We plug up the holes in the road so you don’t fuck up your car.
Kegel Before Viewing
August 3, 2009 in Funny!
Several years ago when The Onion published their first collection, Our Dumb History, I was standing in the local Barnes & Noble thumbing through it, laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
A 50-something man approached me to ask me what I was reading.
Future Public Service Announcements
July 14, 2009 in Funny!
In the UK, we generally don’t have PSA’s. The humans living here are free to stick their heads down manholes in busy streets or jump on top of helicopters from tall buildings while juggling watermelons filled with spent nuclear isotopes without the government sticking their damned noses into our business. But I understand that PSA’s are rather common in the American States over there, especially in the county of Idaho after all those gunpowder smoking fatalities last year.
by Strawberry Shortcake
This Is Why Virus Curses!
October 25, 2009 in Funny!
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